Boys are dirty

I was talking to Joanna one fine day, and referring to Secret Garden's plot (I swear to you, I don't watch that stuff), I wondered what would it be like if I were to swap bodies with a girl.

Being a stereotypical vulgar male, the things that I listed included, but were not limited to:
1. Play with my (new!!) boobs
2. Have sex
3. Pee squatting down

I was getting really excited blabbering on about what I would do if I had a girl's body, and realised I never asked what would she do.

"Shower, wash properly and all first".

WTF.