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    About Me


    Yee Hou, self indulgent 22yo male.

    Occasionally bimbo, and a firm believer that Macs beat Windows; though he does use Windows for games.

    Is working with Nuffnang, one of the coolest companies around; though he thinks that @dvertlets is pretty cool too.

    Occasionally tells lies heehee : )
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      The Bucket List

      -Climb a mountain
      -Cycle up Cameron Highlands
      -Tour Europe
      -Publish a career boosting photo
      -Shoot more chicks
      -Own a British sportscar
      -Wake up beside the girlfriend
      -Migrate to HK
      -Have kids
      -Meet a new friend each week
      -Learn CQB
      -Participate in MME
      -Go scuba diving
      -Visit Venice
      -Play the violin, properly
      -Speak German and then go for a big holiday in Poland.

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      Consumption

    • Malaysia's first; Malaysia's best

      Memorable Farts

      "I am cute, ergo cute people say and do cute things" -Melody Song

      "Money can buy everything except class" -Vincent Lau

      "Its a Jamin eat shark world" -Jamin

      "Cos honestly right using a condom is like fucking a plastic bag" -Random girl friend

      "Whichever guy who drives an Atos, I don't want to make friends with him. Its a girl's car!" -Asyraf

      "Fucking screwed-up, spoilt brats. That's why you call them BRATs anyway." -Asyraf

      "wtf they are not cute, just a shit load of young animals. They are padeophilic beastilists!" -Yee Wei

      "That (effiminate) blogger looks damn metrosexual" -Lian Poh Y'ng

      "Imagine if Evie babysits, the kids will be swearing like no tomorrow." -Sook Yan

      "??,?????????" -Wei Lik

      "So, Catholics can be wankers too" -Albert Ng

      "That girl's face, is what you call a rain collector." -Jolene Lai

      "How you know her name one? You fucking stalker!" -Evie

      "...so in the mean time, I thank god for giving me a strong arm and useful hands" -Kenneth

      "Why do you keep your music scores in the toilet?" -Amanda Tan

      "They're fucking slow. I gave up on Nikon a few months ago, the digital stuff lah" -Asyraf

      "I look more like my dad, and he's very pretty." -Charlene Meng

      "No one likes patriots after the celebrations." -Jun Shern

      "Well, guys will always talk about their girlfriends; girls will only talk about their boyfriends when they do something wrong." -Asyraf

      "If there’s indeed God in this world, he surely is an odd bastard." -Michael Ooi

      "The world's turning lala, to the point where a non-lala is considered royalty" -Ee Jane

      "We should do this more often, bitching about people we barely know." -Penny Wong

      "I want people to blog not for money, but because they WANT to." -Fireangel

      "He planned my birthday celebration, a whole day out with him, like mummy and a little son going to the playground." -Li-Yen

      "Celebrity bloggers? That's just plain crap and youngsters thinking that these people are like their idols" -Jenifer Ooi

      "Righteous people are plain rude and should shut the fuck up." -Kimberlycun

      "New year 15 days you ought to stop saying wtf lo" -Charlene Meng

      "You can be my bitch!" -Millicent Lee

      "Musicians are sexy." -Chung Lern

      "I miss Williams like I miss sex!" -Millicent Lee

      "Girls in polka dot dresses don't do that!" -Wen Qi

      "Damn man, sometimes I feel you have three balls!" -Chung Lern

      "Pervert! High 5!" -Nicholas Chay

      "If the Wii is open source, you can design a TFK game. Shake shake shake, geyser appears. 'Player 1 wins!'" -Yee Wei

      "This is the reason why I still ask the cousins to meet up, this is why I still risk rejection, and this is why I continue to hope." -Emily Quak

      "kerana malaysia sangat kecial macam chili padi and KL adalah satu SEED daripada chilli padi itu" -Jamie Liew

      "I am so sick and tired of vain relationships" -Zoe


      "One chicken two drumsticks, each one gets one" -Jamie Liew

      "This kind of fugly girl, I put her amongst 100 average looking girls and you'll point at her and say she's fugly." -Firdauz

      "Friends are like painkillers, morphine." -Jo Kien

      "In times like this, you should go and borrow money like Asyraf; no wait, that's earning money." -Timothy Tiah

      "Its still fun to assume that ah beng and lack of intelligence correlates strongly heh" -Yee Wei

      "Please YH, don't wank with her picture" -Waiping

      "must be tiring for him to keep having to find new friends" -KY

      "have you transacted with blogshops? The clientale is almost entirely female and everyone is either a dear, babe, darling or something. Takes a lot of getting used to." -Yee Wei

      "Oh so nice you let him shit first!"Doria Rachel Jolly

      Nuffie Love

      Carol Koh
      Firdauz
      Jestina Goon
      Nicholas Chay
      Robb Chew
      Vernice Phoa
      Timothy Teoh
      Timothy Tiah

    Bacteria

      Albert Ng
      Asyraf Lee
      Avril Chan
      Calvin Kho
      Chan Lilian
      Cheryl Lim
      Chung Lern
      Claire Khoo
      CMOS
      Cynthia
      David
      D
      D's Sister
      David Hobby
      Debra Fong
      Ee Jane
      Elaine Chow
      Erin Tan
      Evelyn Lee
      Fireangel
      Gaijin-san
      Hsu Jen
      Huay Bin
      Irene Chan
      Ivan
      Jamie Liew
      Jamin
      Jason Goh
      Jason Lioh
      Jen Ooi
      Joan
      Jolene Lai
      Jolin Kwok
      Jo Kien
      July Fishtail
      Jun Ian
      Jun Wei
      Jun Shern
      Kel Li
      Kenny Sia
      Ken Seong
      Kevin Han
      Kimberly
      Kingsley Sia
      Kurt
      KY
      Kyels
      Leech
      Li Tsin
      Matthew
      Melody Song
      Mervyn Lai
      Michael Ooi
      Michelle Lee
      Mikel Lian
      Millicent Lee
      Mun Hoong
      Paul Tan
      Penny
      Pey Lin
      Rachel
      Serene Ong
      Shaolin Tiger
      ST's Flog
      Sherve
      Sian
      Simon Yoong
      Sook Yan
      Soo Guan
      Suanie
      Suet Li
      Su Ann
      Su Ann
      Viewtru
      Vincent Lau
      Waiterrant
      Wei Ern
      Yang Min
      Yee Wei
      Yvonne Foong

      Flushed Away

      • Defragmenting OS X
      • Boys are dirty
      • How to choose a boy/girl-friend
      • WTS iPod Touch 32GB
      • BBM Conversation with Chris Tock
      • Boogers
      • Old Photos (Nuffies) Pt. 2
      • Old Photos (Nuffies) Pt. 1
      • What do I love about the Blackberry Torch 9800
      • Lorong Selamat CKT

      Putrefied

      • February 2005
      • April 2006
      • June 2006
      • July 2006
      • February 2007
      • March 2007
      • April 2007
      • August 2007
      • January 2008
      • March 2008
      • May 2008
      • June 2008
      • July 2008
      • September 2008
      • November 2008
      • January 2009
      • February 2009
      • March 2009
      • April 2009
      • May 2009
      • June 2009
      • July 2009
      • August 2009
      • September 2009
      • October 2009
      • November 2009
      • March 2010
      • May 2010
      • September 2010
      • October 2010
      • November 2010
      • January 2011
      • April 2011
      • August 2011
      • October 2011
      • November 2011
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