Girl Don't Look Like Girl

Honestly, I'm a damn mean fuck you see.

Every so often when I'm driving around with @amcheong I'll pass a snide remark, something along the lines of "Wahhhh so fat the motorbike can carry arr?"

Other remarks may run along the line of "If I run my own business next time I won't hire fat people."

Hehe.***
I recently brought it to an all new level.

I had a very mean conversation with @zhisheng_chow and @lyfedancer. Here's what happened. He rang me up while I was in class to pass me some glorious Ipoh heong peng and got me to excuse myself.

I collected the biscuits and started ranting about some girl in my class who don't look like a girl. I further elaborated to the point where they both wanted to have a look at the said girls.

"Nah, she sits behind me, grey shirt one. Go see!"

They followed me as I walked to class and got their fill of eye candy.

"So how? Pass mou? Would you stim stim looking at her? I know her name too if you wnt it wtf. Don't ask me to get number later she salah faham when the first ever guy asks for her number wtf. Ugghhh"

"Stim mau cabut. haha you can have them!"

"hmmm imagine waking up and seeing her. Puke arrh mahai wtf. Then your kids look like her *shudder shudder*

Fuck we're damn mean arrrgghhh ahahhahahahahahaha"

"What the fark."

"I am awesome."***
Fuck lah one day I'm so going to get it. My kids will be fat ah bengs with bad English who will probably turn out gay, they will also drive along in locally produced Milo tins with loud exhaust pipes, who will also retire to some small town like Sekinchan or Kuala Pilah or Sabak Bernam.

hehe.