30 July 2008

Duck Meat

Bananas was sending me home one day when he realised that he had no dinner. He bought half a duck for the night's consumption at a roadside stall.

Being the nosy person that I am, I tagged along in hopes of finding some hidden food jewels.

"Hey look at the dog," Bananas pointed him out to me "his balls are stuck between his legs"

"Haha what the fuck!"

"Eh go and pinch its balls! Then stand there for 5 seconds."

"No!"

"I'll give you my roast duck."

"No!"

"Three seconds!"

"No!"
***


We got into the car.

"Imagine if we shoot his nuts with a BB gun."

"What will happen if the pellet pierces the scrotum? Will it start bleeding?"

"Nah, don't think so. The gun is quite weak."
***


Something tells me that I need better friends.

p/s: I won't mind shooting with a rubber band.

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