Free Mac (Stuffs)

Bet you thought that there was a free Mac to be given away ey?

Well, MacHeist is giving some apps away. Nothing we cannot live without, but at the same time these are the kind of 'nice-to-have' kinda apps.

Go to MacHeist to get your free bundle.

There's even a free Tower Defense game ahhhhh *swoons*


Orcs FTW!

Quickly get your (Mac) friends to download because I would like to see the number of downloads hit 500,000.

Damn busy now bye.

打磟

打磟 (daa luk, wheel spin): To spin the driving wheels on one's vehicle via its power plant, either accidentally or deliberately.

The resulting noise would be a squeal of tyres, with some dissipation of white smoke. Prolonged 打磟s will result in a thick cloud of smoke surrounding / trailing the driving wheel and a strong rubbery stench.

Also worthy to note is a trail which usually marks the path of the slipped driving wheel(s).

Typical ah beng¹ reaction:

1. 啝,打磟哦!! (wo, daa luk o!)

Wow! Wheel spin!!

This usually follows a quick squeal which the speaker overhears, while sipping Milo Dinosaur at the local mamak.



2. 哇妈閪²打磟哦! (wa ma hai daa luk o!)

Wah your mom's vagina (does not necessary indicate offense, but merely as a condiment to up the level of vulgarity of the sentence) a wheel spin!

This follows a rather prolonged squeal which the speaker overhears, while sipping Milo Dinosaur at the local mamak.



3. 哇吊你老母的臭閪，看到吗？打磟到几烂多烟(wah diu lei lou mou keh chao hai, kin dou mou? daa luk dou kei lan doh yin!)

Wah fuck your mother's pungent vagina, did you see that? That wheel spin generated a dick load of smoke!

One of the less common things in life. At point of composing this article, the author has yet to witnessed an actual exclamation. However, an in depth understanding of French allows him to extrapolate the swear graph and produce accurate simulations.



Notes:
1. An ah beng typically refers to an uncultured, Chinese youth with Far East fashion tastes. ah bengs are stereotypically rude and unpleasant characters. cf lala: A colloquial reference to any Chinese youth whose fashion tastes are very much inline with those of the Far East. lalas are possibly nice individuals.

2. A reliable online dictionary indicates 2 entries for 'vagina', with the first being ’肹‘ and the second being ’閪‘. The author chose the latter as ‘西’ seems to carry the 'ai' intonation better. In other words, he does not know how to read the first one.

Today's lesson was brought to you by Tan Yee Hou.

Ong Yi Ching

This is Yi Ching, 17y/o (ooo!), 5'3" and fucking funny.



I told her that the bloggers would be put 4 to a room as we would be bunking them in budget hotels, 4 to a room.



Click to embiggen.

Kids nowadays arr, so young learn these kind of things already tsk tsk tsk.

Its Krunch Time, Get Playful

So you see, I am going to Singapore on the 23rd. Yay for that.

If you don't already know, its the first Nuffnang Awards, sponsored by Pringles and the Singaporean tourism board.

Pringles has honestly been one of my favourite chips. With premium pricing comes premium products; and coming with a price premium, it was one of the rare treats in life I had as a child.

I remember licking the powder off the Sour Cream and Onion (still my favourite, few other manufacturers tried fighting for this flavour's share but failed) before eating the chip.

Another memory I have of these sinfully delicious chips are leaving the last few chips in the tin and shaking it vigorously to produce a finely crushed collection of chips that can be poured into your eating orifice.

Definitely one of the better memories of my childhood.***

I'm going to show you how am I going to have some fun at work.

@amcheong comes over on days that we are to go on our paktho™ days, and waits a little while before I finish up.

Usually she sits around doing nothing while waiting for this hot shot to finish up, but this particular time she decided that my table was a little bit on the messy side and tidied up my name cards for me.



I was at that point, eating the Pringles that she brought over for me and I decided to have a little bit of fun.

Filling my mouth full with Pringles, I crept up to her and KRUNCHED down on the chips right beside her ear.



She snatched said tube out of my hand and put me into the hospital with it.

And that is how you have fun at work heehee.

AAR

I won't pretend that I am a fan of mainstream music, and this covers things like All American Rejects. This, however does not stop me from spreading the word because I know that there are people out there who like these kinds of stuffs.

AAR is coming, and you'll get to watch them if you do a short write up on your blog about DiGi Music.

Interesting bit for you guys who like mainstream music is that you get to download music into your phone for free because hidden things like data charges are waived. The amount of music you can download is also unlimited, so beats the other legal download tool that doesn't work in Malaysia.

You download content via your phone, as well as your 'puter though I'm not sure why was this included (no data charges = free downloads on your phone). You can also share the content with your friends, so not bad.

Now, if only Taylor Swift would come then we might be able to utilise the meet and greet function heehee.

Check out DiGi Music for more information.

Gowwei

I was quite hoping that she would actually not go away so I could have more to say.

Puisi / Pantun / Cerpen / wadavadafark

Was in the car with @amcheong yesterday when we started spewing literary nonsense, with food being the theme of the day.

AM:
Dua tiga kuching berlari,


YH:
Awek tu tak bercoli¹.
Lebih baik makan nasi,
kalau bukan nanti mati.




AM:
Tinggi tinggi pokok berlambai,
Arus air mengalir deras.

YH:
Jangan termakan banyak cabai,
Nanti buntut terasa panas.




AM:
Kereta merah, kereta putih,
Berjalan siang berjalan malam.

YH:
Jangan ketawa gembira hih hih hih,
Apabila ternampak tiram.




1. Coli - Brasserie

Sashimi

I would like to go to Kampachii on Sunday, for their free flow spread of sashimi. Eat until lau sai.

Why the statement? Well, because I did not have enough sashimi last night but I still shat anyway.

Busy brb.

Accident Free, Not

Hello everyone,

I am certified not accident-free, like how some chickens are not antibiotic-free etc etc heehee.

Oh if you remember what happened, I crashed my car after a mamak session.

Imagine how much more worse my case would have been should I have been DUI and my ass would have been royally whooped by my parents. That one confirm license suspend one lah bye and I can stop living.

Of course, I won't pretend I have never DUI-ed, though it was only 1 beer but it was pretty much irresponsible of me. After going through that accident, I think its only apt that I be a little more careful with such things.

So here's the real deal, if you don't drink and drive, you get to meet Mika Hakkinen, the guy who cried when he lost the first Malaysian GP. He'll be bringing you around in a nice little car that pushes your eyeballs into your head when the fun pedal is set in a suitable position.

The good thing is, Sepang has no cats so I might be able to teach Mika a thing or two about driving.

For more information, check out Nuffnang's post.

Tiu Thursday

Hello my name is Yee Hou and my Thursday sucked.

First up, I am so fucking tired but I cannot sleep so it makes things a lot more FML.

Someone’s going away : (

Had shit load a lot of work to do within a very short time frame + 2 meetings today not funny.

Finished at 7pm and caught a quick dinner with @amcheong. Was feeling the stoneness right after dinner and we cut our Thursday date short to send her home at 10pm wtf.

I have some major decisions coming up in life.

Doesn’t help that my license thing is hanging over my head like a storm cloud. It is beginning to depress me to the point that I just sit and stone for half an hour doing nothing but pondering the future. *wails* You'll probably tell me thinking about it won't do any good but I just lapse into it.

Fuck my life I typed this whole thing in the dark because my electricity supply got cut off temporarily.

At least I'm not alone in my shitty Thursday thing.